Updated August 16, 2022

**Tap list is subject to change. We try to keep this list updated, but y'all sometimes drink too fast and it's hard to keep up with you thirsty people. 

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REALLY REAL SELTZER - BLUEBERRY, PEACH

4.5% ABV -  SELTZER

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7

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BE KIND, PLEASE REWIND : LAGER

5.0% ABV / 38 IBU -  LIGHT / CLEAN / REFRESHING

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 / 6x16oz CANS - $14

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BE KIND, PLEASE REWIND W/ STRAWBERRY & HONEY

5.0% ABV / 35 IBU -  STRAWBERRY / HONEY / SMOOTH

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 

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I DON’T REMEMBER THE TITLE, BUT THE COVER WAS BLONDE : 

HEFEWEIZEN CONDITIONED ON FRESH GOJI BERRY & AGAVE

5.0% ABV / 9 IBU -  SWEET / FRUITY

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 

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MULLY’S BREWERY, BLOOD ORANGE BLONDE : BLONDE ALE

5.2% ABV / 15 IBU - CITRUS / LIGHT / SMOOTH

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 

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FLYING DOG, VICIOUS HOOK : FRUIT PUNCH SOUR

5.3% ABV / 5 IBU  -  FRUIT PUNCH / LIGHT / SOUR

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 

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BIRDS OF A FEATHER, COLLAB W/ IRON BIRD BREW WORKS : BELGIAN WIT

5.3% ABV / 8 IBU  -  PLUM / HIBISCUS

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 / 6x12oz CANS - $14

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HYSTERIAWEIZEN : GERMAN STYLE HEFEWEIZEN

5.5% ABV / 9 IBU - FRUITY / LIGHT / SLIGHTLY SWEET

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7

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JAILBREAK BREWING, FEED THE MONKEY : HEFEWEIZEN

5.6% ABV / 14 IBU - LIGHT / BANANA / SMOOTH

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7

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1996 : WEST COAST IPA

6.5% ABV / 66 IBU - HOPPY / CRISP / SMOOTH

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 / 6x12oz CANS - $14

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MORNING AFTER : COFFEE MILK STOUT **contains lactose**

6.5% ABV / 29 IBU - COFFEE / SWEET / CHOCOLATE

5oz - $4 / 16oz - $7 

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STONE COLD COCONUTS, COLLAB. W/ STONY MAN COFFEE AND DONUTS : BLONDE ALE

6.5% ABV / 28 IBU - COCONUT / COFFEE

5oz - $5 / 16oz - $8 / 4x16oz CANS - $22

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BLACK FLAG BREWING, RAKAU’S MODERN LIFE : HAZY IPA

7.0% ABV / 35 IBU -  MANGO / GRAPEFRUIT / HAZY

5oz - $5 / 16oz - $8 

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TRASH PANDA : HAZY IPA

7.2% ABV / 50 IBU -  HOPPY / JUICY / SMOOTH

5oz - $5 / 16oz - $8 

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‘MERICAN MULE CRAFT COCKTAIL 12oz - $7 

Moscow Mule - vodka with ginger, lime, natural flavors (gluten free)

Mexican Mule - tequila with ginger, lime, natural flavors

WHITE CLAW 12oz - $6 

Ruby Grapefruit, Natural Lime

WINE - OLD WESTMINSTER WINERY 12oz - $8

Carbonic - cabernet franc

Farm Fizz - chardonnay blend

SODA - $1 / WATER BOTTLES - free

CHIPS & SALSA COMBO PACK - $11

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